Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 02, 2016

Just don’t do it.

With a BIG smile!

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“You caught my eye when I was performing a prostate examination.”

Politely and generously offer that individual some prunes..

Not necessary.

We know.

We always know.

Pointing it out will not increase our self-awareness.

It will only make us feel bad.

That isn’t what you want.

The extra large T is for extra terrifc.

…cow patty?

Except i don’t think that that runny stuff could impact anyone.

…unless you dried it first.

https://youtu.be/yWGqhIbXh-I

You can’t tell them anything when they have their head up their orange posterior.

You realize Grace the Face once compared her pigtails to Willie Nelson’s pigtails, don’t you? And you KNOW what that means, don’t you?*

*Neither do I.

The guy in the cartoon is your typical Frognosticator.

Go Cubby Bears!! Tribal Battle tonight.

@3hourtour

A 4 run squeeze play…

Just spit it out.

You will be required to bring your own number 02 pencils.

A mechanical sharpener will be supplied.

Life is very short

And there’s no time

For fussing and fighting my friend

I have always thought

That it’s a crime

So I will ask you once again

-We Can Work It Out – The Beatles – 1965

The B-Side was Day Tripper!