Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 19, 2016

Face it and face off as me and my Honey (puck)er up, and I go for the doughnut and coconut in my coffee. What’s in your cup?

…and that’s the way she stacks up…

..like a brick, HOUSE…

Caffeinated, or decaf.?

Put coconut oil on my burning, burning, LOVE.

Hot Lips

I put cocoa mix with mini marshmallows in mine.

It does Nothing to moisturize my lips.

Clearly then, I have not thought this through to sufficient depth.

And it keeps them soft all day, whether I’m dealing with rebellious indigenous peasants or insurrectionist Texians.

It’s good to be El Presidente.

Everybody knows a turkey.

And some mistletoe helps to make the season bright.

Coconut oil’s lauric acid is proven to have antiviral effects. The body converts it to monolaurin, which destroys the coating around lipid-enclosed viruses. Specifically, it has been shown to disintegrate the herpes simplex virus. Rub coconut oil on, the herpes takes it in thinking its a friend, the oil expands and destroys the virus cell.

 

I think this is a coded message to Burt Shavitz.

A new kind a SLURPEE if frozen.

For the very best soft lip sips… add petroleum jelly.

I put lime in my coconut.

https://youtu.be/O9Qaf5YZ5iU

Hey, Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

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There is Coconut Rum and Schnapps liqueurs.

What about the 3 martini lunch? ..is that with margin?..

Coconut oil is also good for making popped corn. So you can moisturize while you munch too.

Heretic!

Coconut oil?!

Ptooie, sir!

Never adulterate the heavenly fluid of life unless with a modicum of pure sugar and/or cream….

Modicum—a rink-a-dink amount.