Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 29, 2018

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    You wouldn’t believe what it takes to shape and fix my pyramid. You get used to the smell, though.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago

    From what I can see, that’s a square pyramid, dude.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 6 years ago

    Allergens thrive and gather on my pyramid.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 6 years ago

    Surprise, Surprise, Surprise, I’m not Gomer either.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 6 years ago

    They’ll be ga-ga at the go-go

    When they see me in my toga

    My toga made of blond

    Brilliantined

    Pyramidical hair!

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    INGSOC   over 6 years ago

    Nesting mummified birds will come out to nosedive anyone if they happen to approach too close..

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 6 years ago

    Tut, Tut … is this one of the EE-gyp-TOL-o-gists from 2 days ago?

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Was this pyramid built by Alien Visitors over 20000 years ago? —Stay tuned for the shocking revelation, right after this important commercial message!

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    Radish...   over 6 years ago

    Is he the head of that scheme?

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