Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 13, 2018

This makes me believe that there is a Band On The Run.

It’s only fair. That goat often wore a feather boa.

Shes such a pigeon for every passing fashion trend.

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The magic of millinery, only surpassed by Kansas football.

Dem pigeons wit great gams love dem some goat pizzle!

I aspire to do a number of things, but fascinating a goat pizzle was never one of them.

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No matter how endowed you think you might be, note this from Urban Dictionary: Bull’s pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks.

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A cloacal spinach dip appetizer before the pizzle stew makes for an ultimately lame Thanksgiving Day spread ….

It’s 5:00 somewhere, time for some pan flute soup followed by some window shopping for dickhead accoutremon’.

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Not interested in goat pizzles, neither in stew nor as geegaws. Most unseemly, if you ask me (and I know you didn’t. That doesn’t stop my opinionating….)

Froglandia, where we a indebted to the goat farm, and where they are scared stiff tonight.