Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 21, 2018

Especially to cross the road (for any reason which motivates you to cross the road).

Can I have one of those Daft Punk helmets?

Not gonna help much if that’s a turkey.

Makes me think of Ronald Reagan as George Gipp.

comb over

If you need a sign you shouldn’t have a license.

putt putt to the to the chicken hut….look mom I am looking both ways, but only looking…

This bird (?) is a road model for helmets … especially for those with only one foreleg and one hind leg …! The sign is produced by the F.R.R.A.A. (Free Range Roadkill Awareness Association) in conjunction with the Council for the Legal Union of Chicken Kvetching … a.k.a “CLUCK” ….

Since when is a shower cap a helmet? Maybe she is just protecting her new perm from the autumn elements; the sky is falling after all.

It is the new “Blast Helmet!” Your “Blast Helmet!” can turn an ordinary walk into a computer video game! Just press the button on the back of the helmet and it will Blast anybody in your path with a barrage of Fowl Language!

Remember to engage the safety, when not intending to “Blast!” anybody. The safety should be toward the front of the “Blast Helmet!”. Always remember, Safety First!!!

the sky is falling

I did not wear a helmet Way Back When in my biking days. And I’M ALIVE!

Any chicken not chicken will cross any road, regardless, helmetless, heedless. A chicken’s fate is to lose its head anyway.

Safety last!

While Froglandia did not ban the Rooster Combat Games, they did require all combatants to wear appropriate safety gear.

Is the head the only part that needs protected?

Who is this notice for… other chickens or the general population?