Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 14, 2020

Next time someone calls me Smoothie, I’m gonna deck em

Insults are for losers..

Like does Frida double as a french tickler.

Smooth brain should not feel disrespected. No one ever sang a song about folds and wrinkles.

♫ And if you say, “This life ain’t good enough” ♩

♪ I would give my world to lift you up ♭

♬ I could change my life to better suit your mood ♮

♩ ‘cause you’re so … [wait for it] … smooth ♫

My smooth brain tells me this is a rerun, I think I’ll listen to cool jazz…

Hopped in my car for a Sunday drive along the FA Freeway and LO, I happen upon a roundabout … and now I’m stuck and dizzy, just like my fellow circle jerks … but I’ll come around (be careful, be verrry careful) oooo

It looks like my face is a lot smarter than my brain.

https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2020/06/05?ct=v&cti=462868

Some would say the Mandela effect happens all the time and we just don’t notice; the brain folding and refolding itself like a cootie catcher, maintaining the overall sameness but yielding slightly different answers as it phase shifts between renditions.

“Huh. When I drink a smoothie, I sometimes get a brain freeze. Wonder if there’s a connection,” he said smoothly.

Smooth move, you’re in the groove.

Last seen on 5 June, this ‘toon is so smooth that it makes me feel all old and wrinkly. (Of course, I am all old and wrinkly, though I’m not so sure about my brain.)

Time for the IRONic commenting again….

—What?! Still hanging around? —Must be one of those smooth-brained ones….

I wonder if Frida can give em an uppercut or undercut in an extreme circumstance..

How bout going 18 rounds in a boxing match or in a cage?

Frida to the rescue ..

Who you gonna cal???

Secret Agent Girl.

Culpa Fran Ollie Frida..

Can your smooth brain fold a fitted sheet?