Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
All I know is I worked to the age of 78, owned three businesses and for what?
Sometimes it doesn’t pay to work your whole life because it’s not worth it in the end….
BUT!!! The Froglandia Bathmat Factory has a superb pay scale for their valued employees! Yessssserreeee! They offer an above average salary, with full benefits, a retirement plan that out shines others in comparison.
One hour for lunch, two breaks, and 10% off all merchandise in stock!
They hire Senior citizens to greet, and retired accountants for cashiers! The “floor associates” must come from a lame background, and be efficient in customer service….
So if you’re looking for a lame job, apply within, and don’t call us, we’ll call you!
All I know is I worked to the age of 78, owned three businesses and for what?
Sometimes it doesn’t pay to work your whole life because it’s not worth it in the end….
BUT!!! The Froglandia Bathmat Factory has a superb pay scale for their valued employees! Yessssserreeee! They offer an above average salary, with full benefits, a retirement plan that out shines others in comparison.
One hour for lunch, two breaks, and 10% off all merchandise in stock!
They hire Senior citizens to greet, and retired accountants for cashiers! The “floor associates” must come from a lame background, and be efficient in customer service….
So if you’re looking for a lame job, apply within, and don’t call us, we’ll call you!