Garfield by Jim Davis for May 03, 1982
Transcript:
Jon: Guess where we're going, Garfield? Garfield: To a hayseed convention? Jon: Yesiree, we're gonna see mom and dad on the farm. We're gonna slop the pigs and pluck the chickens. Boy howdy, we're gonna have us a time. Garfield: That is, if your father doesn't beat the heck out of you for doing that stupid stereotype.
My friends are kids of farmers and they always have a piece of grass in their mouth, if we didn’t have school uniform they would dress like this.