Garfield by Jim Davis for September 23, 1984
Transcript:
Jon: Good morning, sunshine. Hey, Garfield, what's all this junk in your bed? Garfield: This isn't my junk. This is my stuff. I use this brass lizard to scratch my back. And here is some extra cat hair for your food, and a double corncob that is a family heirloom. And this is my bean-filled whack-bonk. Jon: What does that do? *WHACK!*
You had to ask.