Garfield by Jim Davis for April 22, 1987
Transcript:
Jon: How did you get to be so lazy, Garfield? Garfield: Brains, hard work, tenacity and dedication. You're not just born lazy, you know. It's an acquired skill... Jon: I'm sorry I asked. Garfield: ...An art form, if you will, not unlike poetry, dance or music.
Isn’t working hard at being lazy kinda an oxymoron?