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Garfield by Jim Davis for December 01, 1991
Transcript:
Jon: Ahem. I am honored to address this assembly of the United Nations. And the millions watching by television. I am Jon Arbuckle, and I can't get a date to save my life. Also I forgot to wear pants. Jon: YAAAAHHH! Garfield, I just had a terrible nightmare! Garfield: Not the one about the rubber pizzas?!
is it bad that I have had less dates than jon has?