Jon: According to this chart, considering what you weigh, you should be eleven feet tall! Garfield: Are you calling me short?
May 14, 2024
No, a Migit!
eleven feet?
no, i’m calling you plump
They said Garfield was 27 pounds!
You’re all so mean.
no, jon’s suggesting that you’re suffering terribly from malnutrition and need to eat more in order to grow taller
i am short
This implies that Garfield’s mass is roughly 850 pounds. I don’t think that that’s what the chart actually says; it’s just one of Jon’s put-downs.
super29392 about 9 years ago
No, a Migit!
(insert name here) almost 7 years ago
eleven feet?
(insert name here) almost 7 years ago
no, i’m calling you plump
Cedar the squirrel almost 4 years ago
They said Garfield was 27 pounds!
snowdzg Premium Member over 3 years ago
You’re all so mean.
captain asian over 3 years ago
no, jon’s suggesting that you’re suffering terribly from malnutrition and need to eat more in order to grow taller
Zack Vladimirsky almost 3 years ago
i am short
alexzinuro 7 months ago
This implies that Garfield’s mass is roughly 850 pounds. I don’t think that that’s what the chart actually says; it’s just one of Jon’s put-downs.