Garfield by Jim Davis for March 16, 2003
Transcript:
*DING DONG* Jon: Garfield, I'm getting a one-hour, in-home massage! Voice: Guten tag, I am Helmut, your masseur. Jon: My, what big...knuckles you have. Voice: I set up table here. You lie down relax, und vee begin. *CRACK* Jon: Was that ME? Voice: Ja. Jon: AAAAGGGHHHHHH. Garfield: Only 59 minutes and 45 seconds to go.
“Guten Tag”? Seriously?