Garfield by Jim Davis for September 25, 2005
Transcript:
Jon: Sigh. I saw the CUTEST girl at the deli today, Garfield. She was a vision, standing at the counter right in front of the chopped liver... The smell of love and hot pastrami filled the air... Suddenly, I was a knish on a mission! I rushed over to her and said... "You MUST be today's special, 'cause you're making me HUNGRY!" Which explains the genoa salami in my left ear. Garfield: I'll get the forceps and mustard.
Jon, why you never invited Irma on a date?