Garfield by Jim Davis for March 12, 2006
Transcript:
Garfield: Good evening. We ask that you please remain seated for the duration of the performance... ...And to kindly hold your applause until the show's conclusion. Also, no smoking, talking, flash photography, beepers, laser pointers, or cell phones. *KONK!* Garfield: -or pineapples. Voice: How about chunked pineapple?
What about remote detanatable sticky bombs? He didn’t say anything about demalisionist items.