Garfield by Jim Davis for March 12, 2006
Transcript:
Garfield: Good evening. We ask that you please remain seated for the duration of the performance... ...And to kindly hold your applause until the show's conclusion. Also, no smoking, talking, flash photography, beepers, laser pointers, or cell phones. *KONK!* Garfield: -or pineapples. Voice: How about chunked pineapple?
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
Only if you throw the chunked pineapple in his mouth buddy.
The Collector almost 4 years ago
Someone found a loophole.
Garfield with a gun over 1 year ago
What about remote detanatable sticky bombs? He didn’t say anything about demalisionist items.