Garfield by Jim Davis for April 23, 2006
Transcript:
*bip bip booop* Jon: Hi, Ellen? It's Jon! How have you been? Great! And work, how's work?...Oh, good to hear! Hey, listen Ellen, I suppose you're wondering why I called... You see, it's been quite a while since I had a date... And I'm about as desperate as a monkey in a banana famine. I've gotta work on my similes. Garfield: Or grow a tail...
WHAT HAPPENED TO GARFIELD EAR?!