Garfield by Jim Davis for March 29, 2009

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*bip bip beep boop* Voice: You have *NO* new messages. And I know I'm only a cell phone, but I get lonely TOO, y'know... So get some FRIENDS already why don't you, you sad excuse for a wireless customer... ...before I permanently switch your ringtone to the sound of a victorian funeral dirge! Jon: That actually might sound sort of cool. Garfield: If it ever RANG!