Garfield by Jim Davis for April 19, 2010

You’re one smart person Jon.

Well brains are nice, but I want a man with a hot body and great personality.

They also dig a great sense of humor, and if you’re lucky, they’ll see your comment in that light.

If I hear one more person of either sex talk about how much they value “hotness”, I am going to…

No screaming. Just see the balance in the bank account.

Can you say your Alphabets backwards?

My husband sure is hot, and I really appreciate it. He is usually a good two to three degrees warmer than I, and doesn’t mind my having icy feet. =] He’s not bad looking, either (although I admit I am biased)!

stebahpla

Ooh very impressive Jon

Okay, it is official. Jon scares me now.

Jon scares me most of the time. Garfield scares me only sometimes, and then I have an Odie-moment to make me feel better.

is this alphabet thing a soberity test? oh jon, be very careful….not all who answer are “chicks”.

Ladywolf, I have brains and a nice personality, but the only time I have a hotbody is when it’s 98 degrees outside and the AC is broken or I am running a temperature. Will you compromise?

What happened to Liz, I thought she was the hottest thing in Jon’s life right now?

LW18 On the last day I drank I said the alphabet backwards but they made me take a breath test anyway

Nice catch, sthn. Wonder whoat the lady would think of the profile for “chicks.” Wonder why it took so long for anyone else to pick up on the wrong time for a pick up line.

sthnprince, i guess after she stole his shirt they broke up.

Ummmm….as a couple other people mentioned…what about Liz?

Lewreader, maybe you shouldn’t have told the cops, “The only time I can say the alphabet backwards like that is when I’m drunk!”

JR, give a scream for me too, OK?

Another instance of illogical progression (or plot hole, if you will).

I guess Jon got tired of “Lips” trying to change everything about him. Good!

Imagine the hilarity of the strips when Jon starts to date people he meets online. There are endless possibilities there, and lots of people far worse than Jon.

Then he can do the talk show circuit, complaining about them all.

Was it the closet graveyard of fashions worst that sent Liz running.

Mr. Davis, have you forgotten you warped Liz into Jon’s bland making-out machine?

How will Liz react when she reads your blog Jon? You do remember Liz don’t you Jon?

Have fun while you can, Jon!

So Jon can’t count backward from 100?

But Jon has a girlfriend

My b day

Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon.

new profile change! 1st, I was sobbletastic369. now, I’m coolwobbuffet246!

Heh! Try me! I’ll count backwards from 101! 100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 79 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 shoot me if I got one of ‘em wrong.