Jon: Why are we out of hot dog buns?
Garfield: They were just the right size for sparrows.
Jon: I am so glad that I can't understand you.
Garfield: Next, I'm thinking of experimenting with squirrels.
3 sparra’s head-to-tail per bun will fill it nicely, you just have to make sure the one at the far end doesn’t slip out while yer munching down on the first one… Or so I’ve heard.
Sadly (joking aside) they are getting to be quite a rare bird in my part of the world.
All cats are born hunters, it is what they do. And this is a good thing although it may offend those who prefer parking lots to nature. Garfield, being a domestic, adds mustard and relish to the game. Right on!
codycab over 12 years ago
Why, Garfield?
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
You can use a slice o bread you know, Jon.
Lady Nicole over 12 years ago
I always wondered if he understood what Garfield was saying.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
Garfield…I hope you made that remark in jest.
Possible over 12 years ago
da heezee? haha
revisages over 12 years ago
this is a test. this is only a test…
pcolli over 12 years ago
Squirrels are perfectly edible, some butchers in the UK sell them.
Tog over 12 years ago
Hot dog buns? That reminds me, I have some hot cross buns to munch. Laters.
tirnaaisling over 12 years ago
Something needs to be done about those dang squirrels, eat your heart out Garfield
nabale over 12 years ago
i don’t understand at all
Number Three over 12 years ago
Awwwwwww!
xxx
kbyrdleroy123 over 12 years ago
Check the mustard, relish, the onions, sauerkraut, and other condiments. You might be out of those too.
momazilla over 12 years ago
There is a reason we reffered to our local bushy tailed tree rat as “Squrrielzilla”; she was one MEAN mother…
*Pearlshimmer* over 12 years ago
Sometimes John does know what Garfield is saying…sometimes John doesn’t.
IdahoSpud over 12 years ago
He can bite all he wants in my neighborhood. We’re overrun with squirrels. Cute, but still pests.
IdahoSpud over 12 years ago
Your post brought a smile. Learned to love the lingo when I was in Scotland for 2 years.
Karaboo2 over 12 years ago
Jon go buy some bird dog buns for Garfield.
cpb124 over 12 years ago
He is willing to eat squirrels but not mice. Is there really that much of a difference Garfield?
batubuse2223 over 12 years ago
Why does Garfeild want to make an experament on squirlls?
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Nothing spoils a good edible bird like all that leftover bread.
tirnaaisling over 12 years ago
3 sparra’s head-to-tail per bun will fill it nicely, you just have to make sure the one at the far end doesn’t slip out while yer munching down on the first one… Or so I’ve heard.
Sadly (joking aside) they are getting to be quite a rare bird in my part of the world.Seiko over 12 years ago
All cats are born hunters, it is what they do. And this is a good thing although it may offend those who prefer parking lots to nature. Garfield, being a domestic, adds mustard and relish to the game. Right on!
dfowensby over 12 years ago
squirrels? ok, where are the “nuts” coming from? missing anything, john? (nm. get a load of his “girlfriend”)
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
Well, now that’s two new things for me to try. Along with snake, octopus, lobster, and guinea pig.