john: I think i'll do something rugged and manly
lady: Like what?
john: mow the lawn with my shirt off!
john: I'm stuck
garfield: now's your chance to make a run for it
Not to mention it’s February. And there’s snow on the ground (at least, here in Virginia). And it’s below freezing with sub-zero wind chills. You’ll freeze your…bellybutton.
Joseph Arnold almost 10 years ago
Please Jon don’t do it. You are not Vladimir Putin.
jackianne1020 almost 10 years ago
Mumblix Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I had to mow my lawn last Friday. Though most of what I mowed was weeds.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
“Please Jon, don’t do it. You are not Vladimir Putin.*-Lord no. Nobody wants to be that guy!
Aaron Saltzer almost 10 years ago
I wonder why Liz always looks at Garfield at times like these.
patsy62 almost 10 years ago
I got trapped in a night gown once. All the shoulder straps got tangled.
Dr_Fogg almost 10 years ago
-5.4 F this morning. Brrr
Number Three almost 10 years ago
That’s right, Jon.
Be wild!
xxx
The Collector about 4 years ago
Garfield’s like “it’s too late for me but save yourself.”
camerondawson almost 2 years ago
you can make a boy grow but that doesn’t make him a man