Garfield by Jim Davis for August 05, 2017

That was rather a fast fast.

Remember folks: Diet is “die” with a t.

…..and as me Da was startin’ his talk of the birds and the bees he pointed out that “women” is the shortened form of woe ta men.

now that you’ve had that, its time for a Feast

That was FAST..!

I usually do pretty good at fasting…………….until I get hungry.

Whew! That was scary. Reward your decision to break your fast with a lasagna!

We Kimosabe?

Garfield’s idea of a fast is eating a pizza in 10 seconds.

“Fast food? Great idea!”

xxx

Jon. Why not see a doctor and get you and Garfield healthy?

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