Garfield by Jim Davis for June 12, 2020

Finally no more Liz, well for this Friday strip

She told you straight out and you still think that, Jon?

I think Liz is angry because Jon’s song that got swapped with Garfield’s Shopping list and she had to listen to a shopping list.

You’re overthinking this Jon

That’s only half the story. A woman’s game is called “I’m angry with you and you have to guess why”. Any guesses amount to a blanket confession to a priest of all your real and perceived ‘sins’ and there is no forgiveness. To quote the movie Wargames, the only winning move is not to play.

Garfield’s spitballing so much he might get dehydrated.

Garfield Minus Garfield (homebrew) https://we.tl/t-A4mdi27QxO Classic!!!

Time to break out your accordion, Jon, and go serenade her with your musical talent (HA!).

If you’re not getting the hint, Jon, no wonder she’s angry with you!

Jon need’s to put a ring on her.

Garfield has a point.

I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you’ve probably misunderstood what I’ve said.

NOW she says she’s angry with Jon?

The second panel perfectly sums up me

Wimpy wimpy wimpy!

GARFIELD’S ANNOUNCEMENT ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOMMORROW!!!

From their interpretations, it’s no wonder they’re bachelors, baby!

Garfield, if you understand women, you could be a millionaire!

It must be true what they say about a woman scorned.

About the only time us males get a clue is when it is properly and unequivocally verbalized!

I ask her “What’s wrong?”, she says “Nothing!”, I believe her. I cant figure out why I’m still single.

Um… Jon?

You dug up the flower costume again didn’t you , Jon?

Uh oh…

Garfield is right. In “woman speak” that really could mean anything.

Oh, but she didn’t say, “I am f-ing PISSED at you”? You are still ok.

Seriously Garfield? That sounds pretty clear cut to me. Liz says she’s mad at him. She’s mad at him.

I’ve never had that problem with Loser…