Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for October 17, 2022

Teacher must think that where her bully beef comes from must be something made by elves …. who would later give up the cattle industry to make cookies.

Can’t win.

Don’t try. ✨

Both seem like fine occupations, what did the teacher not like?

I’ll bet in 1986, kids went to the principal for singing “I Wanna Be A Cowboy” by Boys Don’t Cry.

Uncle Walt’s teachers were as bad as Agnes’!!

I said double 00 spy or a brain surgeon……..

They don’t send kids to the principal for that. I’m pretty sure they never did.

In 1900 that would have been an attainable goal. What was the problem?

That teacher sounds like somebody who hates their job because they couldn’t be what THEY wanted to be as a kid.