I was tending bar once and in the middle of the afternoon I had my usual salesman crowd. Then suddenly the phone rang out. I answered. A sultry female voice crooned in my ear, “Is Bob Balls there?” I of course immediately paged Mr. Balls, to the delight, guffaws and giggles of the sales crowd.Mr. Bob Balls was sitting on the third stool from the end. His first words to the female human on the other end of the line was, “DON’T EVER CALL ME IN A BAR AGAIN!”
I was tending bar once and in the middle of the afternoon I had my usual salesman crowd. Then suddenly the phone rang out. I answered. A sultry female voice crooned in my ear, “Is Bob Balls there?” I of course immediately paged Mr. Balls, to the delight, guffaws and giggles of the sales crowd.Mr. Bob Balls was sitting on the third stool from the end. His first words to the female human on the other end of the line was, “DON’T EVER CALL ME IN A BAR AGAIN!”