Get a Life by Tim Lachowski for November 28, 2018

The glass is full, half with liquid, half with assorted gasses.

I have always said that while a pessimist sees the glass as half empty and an optimist sees it as half full, a realist knows that, either way, someone’s gonna have to wash the damned glass.

But I recently saw a tee-shirt: People who argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty miss the point – the glass is refillable!

I always told my kids when the question of the glass being half empty or half full that I really didn’t know, but I know there is room for more! (My optimistic way of making them think.)

Just use the bottle.

He must be an engineer!

Or, the glass is just way too big.

In my world, the glass fell on the floor and shattered in 1,000 pieces.