Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 10, 1999
Transcript:
Rob Wilco: So lets see the new pet fish you're so proud of. Satchel Pooch: I think they're still settling into the new tank. Rob Wilco: Eew! Satchel, these are sardines! Satchel Pooch: Your point being... Rob Wilco: They're not "pets," they're food! They're not even alive! Satchel Pooch: Then why does it tell you how to prepare their water on the can? Rob Wilco: "pets" don't come in "cans." Satchel... this is a recipe for fish chowder. Satchel Pooch: Oh... I thought it called for a lot of butter.
Okay, so who’s more clueless, Satchel or Pig from Pearls Before Swine?