Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 21, 2000
Transcript:
Holding a toy mouse, Bucky devishly says to himself "I love catnip mice...it's why I chew their heads off. They're good for breakfast." Counting fingers on one hand, Rob says "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." Rob says to Satchel, "That was a haiku...a freaky, little cat haiku..."
Not a true haiku. There are no nature words there. None that I can see.