Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 29, 2000

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Bucky has put a faux marble finish on the VCR. Rob says, "Bucky... You don't know the first thing about hosting a craft show." Bucky replies, "It's really just takin' trash and painting it. You dig in a dumpster 'til you find a busted table, slap some crackle finish on it, and get some idiot to oo-and-ah over it." Satchel asks, "Can I be that guy?" Rob says to Satchel, "You're not gonna be Bucky's idiot, Satchel!" Bucky says, "Of course, if you have a budget, you can take new stuff and make it painted trash... And then cover it in gold leaf."