Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 12, 2000
Transcript:
Rob, Bucky and Satchel are sitting at the table. Bucky says to Rob, "You hair is even funnier short. Especially when you wake up - it gets all, you know, flat and moral." Rob says, "You're doing that thing again where you use words incorrectly. It makes you sound ignorant." Bucky says, "I'm not 'ignorant' I watch a solid 8 hours of cable TV a day, man. I'm highly intergalactic." Satchel says, "Umm.." Rob says, "Now that's not what you meant, but it is, in fact, totally accurate."
How does Bucky watch 8 hours of cable TV when he sleeps 20 hours per day?