Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 13, 2001
September 12, 2001
September 14, 2001
Transcript:
Rob is washing dishes in the sink. Bucky peeks over the counter and says to Rob: "If Satchel gets $10, I think I should get $10, too!" Rob replies: "He's giving it to Greenpeace, Buck." Satchel adds: "I want to help whales." Bucky says: "Psssh...'whales.' big, dumb oil sacks...90 feet long, 100 tons, and they can't take care of themselves? Nobody's lining up to take a harpoon for ME, Baby!" Rob says: "You're not endangered, Bucky." Bucky replies with his paws on his hips: "Yeah, well I'm constantly annoyed!"
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