Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 27, 2003
Transcript:
Bucky says to Satchel: "Listen, I don't care if you just woke up, I'm just going to sleep! Stop clomping around on your big yeti paws." Satchel closes his eyes and thinks: "Happy place...happy place..." Satchel is imaging is happy place and says: "Why, hello, Aunt Jemima! How lovely to see you! Ooooo, pancakes! For me? Why, thank you! Oop! And a hug? Ha Ha Ha!" Rob passes by in the hallway and wonders what is going on with Satchel.
Biggest mistake that company ever made. I understand their marketshare has tanked since the change. GOOD! I (and everyone I know) NEVER associated Aunt Jemima with racism or slavery. Same with Uncle Bens. What’s next? Mrs Butterworth having a sex change? Mr. Clean is TOO clean? The Bounty lumberjack not gay enough? Ugh. I gotta lie down.