Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 01, 2003
Transcript:
Rob is at his desk. He asks Bucky: "Why do you want to use my paperweight as a crystal ball?" Bucky replies: "I have the gift, Robert. It would be a crime to keep it to myself...And to not make money on it." Rob asks: "Make money how?" Bucky says: "I'm starting something of a psychic hotline." Rob says: "Mm-Hm. Sure it's not more of a psychic cold line?" Satchel asks: "You're saying you have the gift of talking to the dead?" Bucky replies: "Technically, I'm saying I can lie to anyone with a straight face."
What if they have a crooked face?