Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 28, 2003

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"This is your lucky day, Robert. I'm liquidating the wardrobe from my recent photo shoot." "I have been authorized to sell you this unique, one-of-a-kind chicken suit. It's a size 'dog.' It's in near mint condition, and it's made of 100% real feathers hand gathered from over six road-kills, and its price is a low-but firm-$1,000." "I'll give you 50 cents to throw that thing out." "Ok. Now would that be a lump sum?"