Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 15, 2004
Transcript:
"I assume you gave Satchel some breath mints for his monkey." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Oh come on. It is a known fact that monkeys have the worst breath in the world. Haven't you heard of Scope's monkey trial?" "It...what?" "Yeah, that's right, TRIAL. Some chimp's breath was so bad that a mouthwash company SUED him." "Where do you learn your history, dude?" "You can't trust the liberal media, Rob. You have to figure stuff out for yourself."
I have to agree with him about the liberal media. That’s why I watch Fox. With Fox, you get both sides of every story. And all stories are told, not just the liberal crap that CNN wants you to hear. If it doesn’t fit the liberal agenda, CNN won’t even mention it! But if it is negative about a conservative, you hear all of it plus crap that they make up!