Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 17, 2005
Transcript:
"Woof. That guy is hairier than a monkey." "Funny you say that, he's Charles Darwin, the father of evolution." "Somebody had a kid with that train wreck?" "Evolution is a scientific theory that says that all creatures on earth developed from the less advanced creatures." "Humans share a common ancestor with apes, for example. Yawn." "Saying your parents were filthy apes isn't exactly goin' out on a limb there, chief." "The same theory states that your ancestors were tiny, rat-like creatures." "Well, now you're just making stuff up, you stupid shaved monkey." "You shaved who now?" "Satchel...get me some barbeque sauce..."
And then there are those of us who fail to believe in evolution at all….