Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 20, 2005

Transcript:

"I'm goin' to get me some of them chickens that roam around down the street - Anybody want one?" "Bucky, you can't take any chickens!" "Sure I can. I have a sack." "They're not your chickens, Bucky!" "Robert, the concept of property is such an artificial construct. For example: I've taken you under my proverbial wing for lo these many years, but would I ever say I 'own' you? Who is to say whether one can ever actually own anything?" "Police. Judges. The Constitution." "Chickens are your fellow animal, Bucky. It isn't ethical to eat - " "Not ethical? Lemme tell ya what's not ethical: the way a chicken smells. Cock-a-doodle pew." "So you'd eat a chicken you were friends with?!" "I will eat any animal any time." "And I suppose you'd eat ME?" "Relax, Satchel, I'm not a vegetarian."