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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 17, 2005
Transcript:
Newstag WAR "Why are your people invading countries, again?" "Well...It's complicated." "Pssh. 'Complicated.' I can think of tons of reasons. Lemme throw this out there: A few good invasions could take care of overpopulation AND food shortage. Capisce?" "Take Iceland, for example. Might as well just call it Icebox. Those Viking crackers would keep for months up there...Am I making myself clear?" "Enough to make me nauseous." "Ha ha! Then don't eat any Welshmen! Yowza!"