Transcript:
"Ow! Hey! What are you doing?" "Oh, sorry. I saw a thing over here." "Satchel, do you know the three rules of eating food off of the street?" "Uh...finders eaters?" "No, no, no! P.I.E.! Perceive! Identify! Eat! In that order!" "But I identify by eating!"
It’d be funnier if Satchel said, “But it WAS pie!”