Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 24, 2006

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"Check this speaker out. It's got dual woofers and a horn tweeter." "Mm-hm. Mm-hm." "Oh, you gotta be kidding me." "What now?" "Woofer? Tweeter? You see some hideous, mutant dog-bird hybrid abomination and to you that looks good?" "You're insane." "Am I? Or are you a cat-based stereo equipment bigot?" "OK, let's look at some cat-based speakers...Oh, here's one with a bipolar furniture shredder!" "Ha ha ha!" "No, here's one with a 250-watt down-firing sub-regurgitator!" "Ha ha ha ha" "Ooo! This one has a wide-dispersal carpet soiler!" "Haa....Wait, don't buy that one."