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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 23, 2006
Transcript:
"How come you never wear your watch, Satchel?" "It's, um...broken." "Pssh. I'll tell ya why he don't wear it: He still can't tell time! To him, that Timex is a Shamex." "I can so tell time, Bucky!" "You, my friend, are living in an Egyptian river." "What, I'm in the Wadi Allaqi? Well, that's not possible. It's not even flowing this time of year." "Do you mean the Atbarah? Because, technically, that's in the Sudan."
Great insults are wasted on the truly stupid.