Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 10, 2006
Transcript:
"Eeugh...What is that thing?" "This, my simple friend, is a fine, hardwood-aged delicacy." "Isn't that the dead lizard from the floor in the back hallway?" "Exactly. The hardwood floor." "OK, seriously, get rid of that, the smell is killing me." "You can't tell me what food I can and can't eat." "That's trash, Bucky." "Don't worry about me, Princess, I've eaten more trash in my day than a dog in a trash factory." "Princess? Did you just call me Princess?" "Oh, I'm sorry...Do you prefer Master of Vegetables?" "OK, tough guy. How 'bout you show me how tough you are and eat this little pea..." "How 'bout you try to make me, pea master?" @#$%! "Eat the pea, tough guy! Eat it!" "Never!" "Ha ha! Make me eat it next!"
This from someone who, not long before, was lecturing Satchel about eating things without knowing what they are.