Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 14, 2007
Transcript:
"What? What's this?" "It's a joint non-aggression, non-vacuum proliferation treaty. Sign it." "What is it now?" "I think it's time we ended our two-way feuding. Hence, the treaty simply states that those who sign it agree not to attack the other named party..." "...or use weapons of mass distraction - such as vacuums, blenders, garbage disposals, etc. - on the other party." "Finally! A movement of yours I can get behind...rather than just clean up after." "Sign it." "There! Well, I hope this issues in a new era of good will-" Piece treetie wap! "You're not going to sign it, are you?" "You know...I don't even see a space for my name..."