Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 18, 2007
Transcript:
"Since when do you put on poetry slams?" "Since I decided to be the most complete being on earth." "...But you're not smart enough to understand that. I'll explain. What am I, Robert? Adjectively, I mean." "I am rugged and deadly. Thus, by mastering poetry, I wll also become sensitive and pretty, thusly, I come full oval." "Dude, you're a freak." "Oh! Oh, I am injured sensitively! Oh, the pain!"