Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 23, 2007
Transcript:
"Some people would say this class is half full...Some half empty..." "I say as long as you don't let anyone else get their filthy hands on it, you'll probably have enough for yourself." "Generally, people want to be quoted saying things that don't make them look like a jerk." "Being immortalized means I don't have to care what you think." "Hey, that cup is empty."
Actually, it’s neither half full nor empty. It was simply manufactured to the wrong specifications.