Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 06, 2008

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"Hey! You're eating my address book!" "Forry." Lowe Tech "What are you doing? All my stuff is chewed up and spitty..." "Just looking for food." "Wouldn't you have better luck with that in the kitchen?" "Ha ha! You'd think so, wouldn't you?" "However, my research has shown that 15% of what I put into my mouth in the kitchen is food, compared to 11% in the general household. So with a margin of error of +/-4%, I can't afford to make assumptions." "You mean you're putting everything in your mouth to see if it's food?" "If you know a better way, I'd like to hear it." "Well, you could try reading the....Dude....Where are my seat cushions?" "Interestingly, while only 11% of objects are 'food' 35% are, in fact, 'edible'."