Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 27, 2008
Transcript:
"What other questions will your monster books discuss?" "Why don't you ever see a zombie with glasses? why don't mummies trip more often?" "...Are there were-puppies? who dresses count Dracula? Why-" "Wait...'who dresses count Dracula?'" "Well, you have to admit, for someone who can't use a mirror, he's remarkably well put together." "He's got a fabulous dry cleaner, too."
I wonder if he even knows how scary he looks.