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Crinkle Crash! Slam! "Treat?" "Satchel, chill! It's just a bag of carrots!" "I think the part of his brain that controls his treat response has taken over his motor functions." "Well, that's rude and ridiculous, Bucky you can't go around-"
I had a cat that actually did something like that. Went running, cleared the guard on my second floor apartment balcony, and hissed as he flew down… He never did it again.