Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 18, 2009

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Bucky says, "Satchel. What makes you so unpopular amongst Americans?" Satchel says, "Uh?well, I?hm." Bucky says, "You're Canadian. But don't fret, I have a plan. Do you know what the most popular thing in America is?" Satchel says, "Uh?" Bucky says, "Star Wars. Now just put them together. Star Wars, episode IV degress: A new Hope for Canada. Here, I've taken the liberty of hipping up your map of Canada." Satchel says, "Obi-Van Couver? Endorton? What? Calgarissian? Manitoba Fett? Bucky, you....Newfoundlando?" Bucky says, "Think of the tourism. Canada-con." Satchel says, "Bucky, nobody's gonna want to go to Bantha national park! Or live in Dartmouth Vader! And Torontooine? Are you kidding me? I don't even know what Missijawa or Jar Jar Bay are!" Satchel says, "Half these places are just hoth-something: Hothreal...Hothson Bay...Hothawa...Hothbridge...Hothifax, Hotha Scotia." Bucky says, "Well, as Hoth is the ice planet, it seemed appropriate." Satchel says, "I'm leaving." Bucky says, "I sense a disturbance in the frost!"