Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 31, 2010
Transcript:
Bucky says, "There're 101 different kinds of ants? Annoying." Rob says, "What?" Bucky says, "Your books says '101 ant-something.'" Rob says, "It's the history of humans." Bucky says, "Well, it's probably a misprint, then. Clearly, they printed the cover before they realized how boring ants were, decided to write about something else, but couldn't afford a new cover." Rob says, "Anthropology is the study of man." Bucky says, "Oh, yeah? Is the study of ants called MANthropology, then?" Rob says, "Why don't you go look that up?" Bucky says, "I'll be honest, if your story is called 'anthropology,' it does make you guys look kinda lame." Satchel says, "Hi guys!" Bucky says, "Oh, look, a dog! I read about them in the big book of beaverology!" Rob says, "Why are cats so confrontational?" Bucky says, "Gee. I dunno. Let's go consult lizardology and find out."
Rob would have made the worst teacher ever